So we're listening to this classic rock internet radio station, and they just played Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper." This brings two things to mind: the opening credits to Stephen King's The Stand, and the Saturday Night Live skit with Christopher Walken. (You know, the Cowbell skit.)

The funny thing is I had never realized there actually was a cowbell in that song. And now that's all I can hear.

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Wow. It's only 11:25, and I'm already losing my mind. Scary, scary, scary.