So is everyone panicking about the asteroid that’s going to hit the earth and wipe out civilization as we know it?

Me neither.

I don’t understand why people get all worked up about stuff like this. It’s going to happen or it’s not going to happen. There’s not a damn thing we can do to change it.

But then again, we got a call from work from a distraught woman who was freaking out because the 17-year cicadas will be back in the Cincinnati area in 2004. She was in tears, folks.

Get a grip, people. Life’s too short.